Tory Party leader David "Doris" Cameron was born into the Queen's Establishment Of Useless Twits, who spend their entire "lives" playing dress-up and murdering defenceless animals. The core of the Tory Party, the Queen's Establishment, have great hopes for Doris. 
As the anointed leader of the fox hunter’s political wing Doris has assured Prince Charles he will overturn Labour's foxhunting ban the moment he becomes Prime Minister. And Doris has no doubt he will be PM. Shortly after he takes over from Mr Brown, Doris plans to cut a dash on BBC News, mounted in hunting pink, trotting out of Downing Street to a Countryside Alliance party in Hyde Park - to celebrate ending the ban.
  

                         "Fox Ripping Ban To Go"
             Say's Royal Doris, Mistress of the Mounted Hoodies
Passionate deer and foxhunter the Rt. Hon. David "Doris" Cameron has never had a proper job. Speaking on Hard Talk (BBC 24 Nov 6 2006) Tory Grumpy Norman Tebbit told Andrew Neild. 
"He comes from a totally artificial world. He needs seven or eight years in the army to wake him up."
At first glance you could take this effeminate spoon-faced-old-Etonian for something in the theatre. A spear-carrier at Stratford perhaps. Most political pundits see Doris as a typical featherbrained product of the Establishment but recognise Doris will go far, her being related to the Queen see below. Many Tories wanted the working class, un-palace-connected, David Davies as Tory Leader. Along with Norman Tebbit the rank & file simply can’t stomach a doped-up-Etonian-bum-boy known to his playmates as Doris.

As the present Leader Of Her Majesties Opposition Doris handbag's over £250,000 taxpayers money per year for telling Her Majesties Subjects to hug a hoodie.
All very well if you are coke’d-up, doshed-up and born daft-as-Doris. Most people decline the invitation.
Over dinner Doris pontificates on how terribly important it is to trust one’s lowly chauffeur with ones briefcase. One can then be seen cycling the few miles from one’s London house into Parliament - while ones limo follows at a discreet distance.
Doris enjoys telling his dinner guests of those few months in the year when he isn’t snorting-off on corporate jollies. At these times he actually has to concentrate for a full half-an-hour - once a week! This happens at Prime Ministers Question Time when he plays Judy opposite Punch. For a full half hour Doris has to appear to be thinking! 
No mean feat for anyone who ‘hunts’ the un-eatable fox.
On occasion he has to stand up and shout something to give the absurd impression the Tories, with their Swiss bank accounts and holiday homes in far away places, care about Britain!
Pantomime politics comes naturally to silver-spoon-Doris, who has never needed to take anything seriously. see Bullingdon Club below
The way Doris sees things, every Punch & Judy Question Time takes him closer to that heady day at the Palace when he kneels down, kisses the royal glove and swears he will enact the Tories not-so-secret agenda. Doris will start by abolishing the minimum wage.

Two years later, following the Thatcher model, Doris will have quadrupled unemployment – as dictated by the Tories sacred 300-year-old-policy of creating British slave labour.
Having recreated the Thatcher dole queues Doris will dismantle what's left of the welfare state. Doctor queues will dwarf today’s Dentists queues. The Queen's Lisbon Treaty (EU Constitution) will give her bankers in Brussels the right to abolish the minimum wage. State pensions will end by 2020. Anything that pushes those rowdy oik's, back into Medieval servitude and abject poverty is close to Doris’s foxhunting heart.

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